The chinese lipsync guys.

These guys are awesome, just rediscovered them XD

Qi bai

I like to swear in the foreign language because makes me feel like a special one.

I remember a post where Rozillah was going ape-shit about Gears of war 3. Another release date announced, and it's looking good. There isn't much time to game though with all this facking work.

Who likes salad?

An exciting way to start the day.

Well, actually it's six in the evening. But the picture is exciting. Isn't it?

So fanny because i don't know how long it's going to take for sam1 2 reed thisss lololol

So fanny.

It's actually been a while since i've felt like posting again, and i miss Fap-fap.

haHA.

hmm...

Normal people believe that if it ain't

broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't

broke, it doesn't have enough features

yet.

To the optimist, the glass is half

full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half

empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as

big as it needs to be.

Urban Dictionary (Y)

Considering how lazy I (and everyone) have become in terms of posting, it takes a lot for me to post something. This had me laughing a lot, so here i go..

Random rorre :P

random : Final fantasy did it best

random creatures .... $85 (-$10)

random dialogue ..... $60

random encounters ...priceless


For everything else ..theres chuck norris


Bring life to this dead baby..attempt no#1

pika pika.

ความผิดพลาด: โง่

what do they all have in common other than being males?

i want them to die

sometimes i just want a homeless man to rape them and give them AIDS then pee in their eye sockets. where i'll then rip their throat out and feed it to their mothers while i shoot their dad in the mouth and make them f*ck 4 year old boys, rip their private part out and make them cook it and eat it then throw them in a frozen lake so they can't escape.

Q:What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for air and yelling your name?

A:You aren't holding the pillow long enough.

:D

aa hea naa kuay! mung neii kood son theen wa kooooood dum duay

mung yar ma krai puen kong kuu ai sad

error: F U

whoa.

barbies.

i swear the host is trying to hard not to laugh XD

Error: shoot me

My dad has never seen me so excited at my computer screen XD my fingers tearing at the flesh of the skin on my face, breathing fast and making choking noises >:O

error: E3

well i have one too :D

Error:

you guys will love this, my brother showed it to me ages ago, but i never showed any of you so here it is:

and after 30 minutes of searching, i finally found my favorite one (it was hard to find because the name doesn't describe the skit)

surfing summer.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here, however the animals must be female. Having a bit of ‘hows your father’ with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’

(Is America a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)

Error: boombox back bizatches

Damn those Enviro Mental people!

Screw those stuff people...

Believe me when i say i fucked a mermaid