1. How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didn't build the Ark, he opened the ocean for people to walk through.
2. If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?
Peacocks don't lay eggs.
3. An electric train is moving north at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?
Last time I heard, electric trains run on electric, why do they need to blow smoke out?
4. If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first?
Your match is not lit.
5. Whens my birthday??? (hahahaha XD)
Im guessing 13th January?
No wait, 26th September!
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