VAMPIRES

hey noobs :D
just another note saying: im not a vampire, or a MERvamp (what difference does it make)
i seriously WISH i could be a vampire, and everyone knows wishes dont come true (my god that sounded emo) so i play Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines instead
you guys should play it too! its so fun when you kill people and suck their blood and use bloodbuff to pick locks :D im in the clan of the Nosferatus, they freakin rock!!! but stupid mortals seem to run away everytime.. probably coz i look like that (looks up) well, doesn't matter coz i get the extra punch in rats when i suck their blood
i dont care if the Caramilla look down on "rat-suckers" like me, they can go cut their wrists and drink their own "pure" blood, nosferatu's like me have extra sharp nails and teeth to cut you guys into BBQ (sry, im a vege..)
hahaha... VAMPIRES RULE!!!! YEAH!!!!!