Well whaddaya know, i found a computer!

As the plane touched down on the bleak tarmac of a French runway, my cracked lips formed an evil grin of delight... "Excellent!" But the muscles heave and the mind groans as suitcase after suitcase is hauled into the undersized taxi, and my tired eyes begin to blur.
And now, two days after arrival, the ghost of jet lag still haunts me but i must update the goddamned blog.

I am currently residing at a relative's apartment in Paris, and attempting to learn proper french grammer, manners, and general etiquette. Unfortunately, i am failing. HARD. But the CHEESE, the CHOCOLATE, and the CHOOCHOO TRAINS are delightful and delicious! I can't make this too long because my mum thinks that my fingers have a magnetic field that cause laptops to blow up (jeez, i told her it wouldnt happen again), so i must keep it all brief. OMFGGGGGGGG I spent the rest of my Brunei cash wisely on magazines and chewing gum, and (this is for you Kel and Darragh) THE NEW CRYSIS LOOKS SO FUCKABLE AND OMFG FARCRY 2 DOES ASWELL OMFGGGGGGGG OMFGOMFGG YEAHH!!!