The sex, the drugs, the rock'n'roll

HELL YEAAHHHHHHHH I FEEL GOOOOOOD!!!
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Raoul rubbed his eyes lazily and stared into the blank screen of wap-wap.blogspot.com
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!
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Stretching his tired arms, he reached for the guitar that lay beside him...
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AND ROCKED OUT.
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Bloody fucking hell, France - and months ago i was with my mates in a distant country they called Brunei. Right now my face is in the distinctive shape often represented on the computer as "XD".
As you would (hopefully) expect, i miss you ALL SO MUCH and if i could, i would be visiting you every month, but Bill Gates hasn't replied to my plea for a $6,000,000 Loan yet, so i guess i'll have to wait a bit. I bloody well need to blog for at least four hours but i have rugby (ouch) later so my time is limited. What else is new. AIGHT, basically this is my adress:

13 rue de la foire
34120 Pezenas
France

So basically write to me if you can be bothered, i live next to this awesome shop that sells magnum revolvers and shotguns, and they used to have an AK47 but some faggot bought it. They also sell katanas, A REPLICA OF CLOUD'S (final fantasy) MASSIVE SWORD, medieval armour, shields...etc.

There is so much i need to write about, like my queer PE teacher Mr. Camp* (i swear to god!) and the Marilyn Manson concert which i just missed (it was in Montpellier). *Camp means Gay in English slang

France is awesome but freaky, it's going to take some getting used to - over here blokes have sex at 13 and half of year 7 smokes cigarettes after school :S

Some other examples...

• A lot of french words look wierd from the english point of view, E.g. My mum buys a hundred grammes of grated cheese that says RAPE all over it (I suddenly lost all desire of eating cheese)


• Around the school are posters saying stuff about some gay shit called SIDA, and i ask my mates wtf it is, then they start grinning and saying a bunch of stuff about homos getting laid. Puzzled, i try to figure it out for myself. After a moment of swapping the positioning of the letters around, i realise that SIDA anagrams to AIDS. I nod slowly and walk away.

When the blokes at school (or college, as they call it here) found out i was english, everyone pummeled me for translations of their favourite insult, or how to ask a girl out in english. Just for a bit of a laugh, i tell them that "I am a gay dickhead" means 'i am a hottie' (for example). Impressed, they run around like headless chickens with wild screams of "Ay am eh deekhed!!", and i just stand there laughing. There are other English guys here, so its cool because we can swear at the annoying guys without them knowing what we just said.

damn i need to go