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Friday, January 23, 2009

FOR ALL THE EMO PEOPLE OUT THERE





Q: Why do emo people cut themselves?
A: Emo people cut themselves because they feel nothing. They want to feel something even if it is only pain [FACT]

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and cry.

How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to replace it, and two to write poems about how much they miss the old one

Drive an emo insane: Put ‘em in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner.

What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby? The baby doesn’t cry.

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