OH PASTA NUGGET THIRTY FOUR I APOLOGISE FOR NOT WRITING IN AGES! I will give an excuse and i swear i'm not making it up: The computer broke down! And those faggot French PC technicians replaced my baby with a second-hand piece of crap with no 3D ACCELERATOR! ION 3 FIRST GENERATION IMAGE RECOIL AND WE'RE LIVING IN 2009?!?! WHAT IS THIS PLACE?! p.s. For those who don't speak English, without a 3D accelerator it lags when SCROLLING DOWN A WEBPAGE! How lame is THAT?! So i apologise like a cream pie for not writing in AGES, i HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, i miss everyone except zi yun and Mr. Watk*n. Yes, the censored 'i' was done on purpose. I would like to tell darragh and dom (if he still bothers to check this site) that i would gladly strip in front of the class just to see them again and please tell adam to READ WAP-WAP because i'm gonna actually WRITE here now.
After we got the PC fixed, the second thing i did was go STRAIGHT to Wap-wap (the first thing was go to the loo). I hate to sound like a lameass lecturer guy but i am DISAPPOINTED. During the time i hadn't frequented the blog, the only thing that had changed was the CHATBOX!! NO NEW ARTICLES, NO NEW POSTS, JUST THE SAME OLD BLOCK OF TEXT DARRAGH WROTE ABOUT ME AND KEL'S GAME REVIEWS!! DO YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT THIS BLOG ANYMORE? IN TWENTY YEARS TIME WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AND READ KELVIN WONGS BOASTFUL AND SAD POSTS ABOUT WARHAMMER ONLINE (eww) YOU WILL SMILE< CRY< AND YOU WILL THANK KEL FOR CREATING THIS SITE! KEEP THIS BLOODY SITE ALIVE!!! Thankyou. That was my speech of the year.
Bloody hell, you guys, France is cool but i seriously miss speaking english to my mates, and you should see me trying to teach randomness to the French!
Raoul(on a high): He les gars! Les champignons de Garibaldi volent mes chaussures avec le participe passe des omelettes au fromage!![TRANSLATION:Hey guys!Garibaldi mushrooms stole my shoes in the past tense of cheese omelette!]
French guy in my class: Hein? Mais t'es tare mec! [TRANSLATION: eh? dude, ur crazy!]
Raoul(on a high and laughing): Weeeeeeeeeeee Putain de merde ta geule connard Hahahahaha [TRANSLATION: Weeeeeeeeeeee Fucking hell your ugly face makes me laugh bitch Hahahahaha]
Anyway you get the picture, just imagine me being random with adam and add a french guy in the picture looking confused. Oh yeah, I'm actually converting someone to the art of randomness (to adam: We, the chosen ones, must convert the world!) and hes getting rather good at it!
Did you know? Fromage RAPE in french means grated cheese!
Did you know? T'es en retard in french means you're late!
This 13 year old called Hugo is ringing, i gtg. I pinish letter later.
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