Your momma is so fat is takes 5 warlocks to summon her

Left 4 dead:

Francis: "Hunting Rifle. Groovy."
Louis: "Heheh."
Francis: "What? It is groovy."

Francis said, after his health was quite low "I'm feeling about as good as you guys look."

I was playing as Louis and my character said "Damn! This is just like Counter-Strike!"

I was healing up and my teammates were looking at me... He said "Quit looking at my ass!"



Gears of war: (you might not get some of these)

How did Marcus die? He stepped on a car mine! (Carmine?) Lame i know T.T

How long does it take for Marcus to cross the road? 20 seconds longer than it should - courtesy of lag and Micblosoft forcing Epic to release games before they are ready.

Today was the day of the big race. I awoke at the Hammer of Dawn. I went to shave my BAIRD to look nice for the ladies. I got in my LANCER to head down to the track. I lined up next to my opponent to see who he was, it was the SKORGE of the South. He said, "I'm going to DOMinate." I said "not a chance JACK. Some ugly girl named MARIA waved the starting flag. The race was on, but I was pissed because I had grinded my GEARS OF WAR. I was behind, but I could catch him. We got to the half-way POINT OF INTEREST and I noticed that there was a COLE TRAIN a comin. I stepped on the gas and SCORCHED him. I looked in the rear-view MYRRAH to see that his car was a WRETCH. He had been RAAMed by the train. Then his car exploded as if he ran over a CARMINE. I finished the race feeling DIZZY but happy that I won. I was congratulated by DERRICK and BETTY. Then I went home and smoked a REAVER. (WTF!)

WoW: :

Q: How many rogues does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to actually screw in the lightbulb, and 999 on the forums claiming they could've done it better.

Q: Why dont warriors get their weapons enchanted with int?
A: They dont want their weapons to be smarter then they are
(yeah it wasn't that funny but i agree)

What do you call a night elf with insomnia? A blood elf.