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This is a list of stupid things people ask/say to me, and answers i give to them :D

Is that an ipod?
-No its a giant white toothpaste
-No, its another version called GAYPOD
-No, its just a mini cereal box wif headphones attached
-No, i thought it wud be funny to hold something that looks like it

Are all chinese people born in china?!?!
-Yes, we're all from china f**ktard
-Yes, that explains why im born in malaysia
-Who the hell are you?!
-Yeah, u didnt know? I was born in china but mystically teleported to malaysia.

Well obviously your one of those computer nerd guys (: so watever you do that requires the pc ur fine (Calvin)
-who are you to say that to me?
-compare your body fitness to me
-compare your computer skills to me
-compare your grades to me
-compare almost everything you have to me
-WHY DO YOU CARE?

Hey kel! is resident evil 4 out yet? (asked on 2008)
-no, its coming out in another 5 years
-yeah, but the problem is that it came out so long already, it disappeared
-no, it came out in 2005
-no, they had to remake it, there was a problem, ALL THE ZOMBIES WERE WHITE :D

-Calls up at 5am- kel, you at home? dota?
-no, im at mcdonalds eating a nice f**king meal
-yeah, im at home, except im sleeping retard.
-no no, its 5am, why wud i be home SLEEPING?
-WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME AT 5AM?!