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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Achievements


List of hardcore things.

[x] Completed demon souls
[x] Attempted to study
[x] Jumped off your own stairs from the top
[  ] Broken a PS3 CD
[x] Litted some things you shouldnt have set on fire
[x] Jumped over a spinning saw
[  ] Ate 5 warheads and drank an entire can of coke at the same time
[x] Played rugby
[  ] Played rugby blindfolded
[  ] Get bitten by a snake
[  ] Touched one of those eletric fly swatters with your tongue
[  ] Cycled with one hand
[x] Gotten left at a table at cheezbox while ur frens put up a porn site on the pc monitor
[  ] Went into a manchester bar and screamed 'HEY CHELSEA ROCKS'
[x] Climbed into a neighbour's house without their knowledge
[x] Watched more than 50 different tv series
[  ] Shot a cow
[  ] Fired and RPG
[  ] Never lit a match with intent to start a fire
[  ] Never told a lie
[  ] Never made a bet

0-4: GTFO
5-8: You're not that hardcore
9-12: Not bad...
13-15: Now we're getting somewhere
16-20: Damn man!
21: You need to see a therapist o.0

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