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Friday, March 13, 2009

Status Quo BLOODY ROCK!!! 'Pictures of matchstick men' One hit wonder!!!


French People are crazy. Almost as bad as chinese people, but they cook way better. Heheh, it hurts doesn't it Kel? But i guess the Chinese do kick French ASS when it comes to videogaming, so yeah...
Well. School is cool over here. Way longer school hours (sometimes 8am to 5pm) but that also means more (and longer) holidays. The teachers are allowed to swear, which can be funny (today my music teacher got so annoyed at the class that he shouted "Vous etes chiants, Bordel!" which pretty much means "You guys fucking piss me off!" How cool is that?!
There's also loads of strikes (i told darragh this), so every second or third week half the teachers in the school don't come and we all go out with our mates to eat at Mcdonalds.
And contrary to common belief, french people aren't crazy about SNAILS and bloody FROGS LEGS so in your face, johnny!
France and Germany are the HOMES of EMO people (there's loads of goths and rappy homies too) so there's tons of black-haired, pierced, scary eyelined people with black nail polish around. But most of them are nice (although one tried to bite me once, so i shot him in the head).
Teachers don't take your homework to mark it, often don't care if your science book is half art book (full of inky doodles), and a lot of the time are VERY HOT (i'm talking about the women of course). In fact, maths just became my favourite subject!
I think from now on each time i think of something to blog on here i'll write it down on paper first because once again i forgot half the stuff i wanted to put on here.
Oh yeah, darragh did you ask your dad about Status Quo or did you already know?
Anyway if you want to communicate with Wap-waps 'main blogger' (Kelvin's own words) your best bet is to persuade kel to give you permission to post. If you're a girl, bribe him with cash (He likes it).
If you're a boy, try stripteasing, he'll surely let you blog.
It would be cool if more people posted!!!]
Raoul

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