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Saturday, April 25, 2009

I'M BACK after some WIERD STUFF

BANANA
That was a wierd series of events on Wap-wap but it looks like it's all sorted now.
Anyway i had an emo night with adam over msn, and then when i signed off i stayed awake the whole night listening to some very very emo music. And then i cried, and cut myself and bled to death and then jumped off a bridge and came back to life (hence the zombie hand coming out of the ground. Now i'm happy so i'm listening to bob marley and smoking pot :D
A while ago kelvin posted a list of hardcore things to do. Here's my hardcore list of things to do in FRANCE....
[ ] Eat snails
[ ] Eat frogs
[x] Get caught by the principal singing loudly while in a toilet cubicle (do not try this at school)
[x] Swear at english tourists (they thought i was French)
[x] Introduce randomness to the barbarian country of France
[ ] Swear at a teacher in French
[x] Swear at a teacher in English
[x] Poledance while singing 'you spin me right round' by Marilyn Manson
[ ] Yell the Principal's name in a...ahem...rude way
[x] Introduce Breaking Benjamin (the best band ever) to the barbarian country of France
[x] Play Resident Evil 5 with friends and be the only one to understand the cinematics which are in english
[ ] Put a blu-ray disc in an Xbox and vice versa (ok, i'm running out of hardcrore things to say)
[x] Get 0/20 in two maths exams in a row
[x] Get 20/20 in three art exams in a row
[x] Go out with a hippie that smokes
[x] Organise a Wap-wap mutiny OVER MSN between France and Brunei (hehe adam XD)
[x] get paid 20 euros for dusting off a guitar shop
[x] Get dissed by Kel online
[x] Get apologised to by kel online
[ ] Fly off with two cows and a mutated dinosoar
[Hell no Bitch] Do a ritual tributing to Kurt Cobain in a cemetary by cutting a 'K' on your arm
OK i was gonna write more but i g2g shopping.

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