1) a girl was chewing gum in a parked car, the taste was pretty much gone and got tired of chewing so wanted to throw it away. she put down the window and without looking just threw it out, at that exact moment a car drove by WITH an open window! the gum went into that car and supposedly went into the drivers face because the car crashed a few seconds afterwards, the guy broke a leg! LOLS! TIMING MAN!
2) a girl and her bestfriend went to a birthday party but the girl didnt know the guy at all and didnt get him any present! so she just got some money out and gave it to him. when she did, he gave it back to her and said, "keep it, im goin to use on you later anyways". OMG what kinda guy says that! (apart from mukesh :D jks)
3) (i got this one from fmylife.com, this is disgusting)
a guy was getting teased by his friends for the whole day and so he got pissed off and went to talk to this other kid who never gets talked to by anyone. the two were just chatting until the loner kid popped a pimple and....wait for it..................started eating the pimple! and then asked the guy if he would like any! i feckin puked when i heard that.
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