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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Error: braces


As i sit here on my awesome red chair, listening to One Step Closer by Linkin Park on repeat, with an old tv (which still works) as my foot rest, i thought to myself: wap wap got shot, but where are the medics? COME ON YOU GUYS ITS DYING AGAIN.... and you're the worst medics in the world...  T_T

and so, darragh is encouring me to bitch about my braces. so here it is:

*it doesn't hurt your teeth (well it does if you apply a certain amount of pressure) BUT IT HURTS YOUR SKIN! D: and i can feel the marks (SWALLON MARKS) with my tongue. not very nice
* your mom laughs at you like a freak show
*your brother makes mean jokes about how ugly you look

"did you kiss a car? owh wait sorry :P"
"is your boyfriend a robot?"
when i was looking for a straw, and asked him if we had one he said: "no sorry, none of us have ugly braces" T_T
"can you say sthepekinsthpack?" i mean seirously, WHAT IS THAT WORD??? O_O
lol

and its just like OI!: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU!!! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! IM ABOUT TO BREAK! (okay i didn't say that but... :D)

*you gotta clean it after every meal/snack T_T
*you have THREE tooth brushes!!! O_O WTF!
*my skin still hurts



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