INTERNATIONAL PROFESSIONAL PLAYER! UP FOR SERVICE!

YES! it true! finally the famous ADAM IDRIS has come to play for YOU! YES YOU! (if your a female....AND MAYBE he will play for the gays for the extra few thousand dollars or so)
HE IS ONE OF A KIND! he can PLAY like no one has ever played before! he is just that PLAYFUL! As you can see, he can accompany and handle up to 4GPS (Girls Per Second) and he is not even in the prime of his age! This infinite hit number is now available to YOU! only for a cost of 10000000 dollars! SO CHEAP WAH YOU SAY?!? well you right! this one of a kind player can make 100 girls jealous at a time! there is never only one girl for adam, because there are too many to choose for him! BUT YOU NEVER KNOW! you MAY be the one! (hihgly unlikely though, he can get anyone he wants at anytime)
HE EVEN COMES IN DIFFERENT DISGUISES JUST FOR YOU!! (second image)
ALSO! IF YOUR LUCKY ENOUGH! he might bring his other world famous underdog player along with him! AND DO A DANCE JUST FOR YOU!
this is a once in a life time opportunity! do not let this slide! call this number to contact him from anywhere in the world! - 69
THANK YOU
:D