Ryän George Lippert two words...
FUCK SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09 January at 13:51 · Comment · · Report

Jake Newland

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11 January at 07:29 · Report

Well Thats A Mighty Fine Anaconda You Got There :/

Well haha everyone on the book of the face is joining groups nowadays :/

So i thought hmmmm...i wanna join in too :D

so i started joining groups

that matched my personality!

i stumbled upon a group which was entitled "If 100 people join, Adrian Town will shave his head!"

and the people who joined this group were

-Rachel Glover-Sameer Jalees

So i thought hmmm whats all the commotion about?

so i entered the page and i see this dude with a wavy mop on his head..

wait...

ill get the pic...

HERE!
Haha Hot? Well you decide :PAnyways i thought hmmmm...

this guy would look pretty damn funny..
BALD :D
so i decided to join weeeeeeeeee
but thats not alllllll

i wanted to have fun.. so i inspected...

and i stumbled across an exciting comment

which had been replied to like shitloads of times

and there was a killer argument goin on!
it was truly epic

it made me laugh :D

but that elliot dude was being an ass haha.
hahaha well being myself i decided to join in :)
make new friends from taipei apparently...
haha here, i was bored :P

SNAP
CRACKLE
POP
RICE CRISPIES BITCH
peace and love.

Turtle Neck Cream Potato Nipple.

"I am is the Superman Ninja Turtle Mega! I beat is you with my nunchuk power slam!"

Fellow Brother Uncles, I have notice a few mishaps as i stumbled accross this site...
I noticed that the header was the same...
I noticed the background was the same...
But...
I noticed..
Wap Wap wasn't the same...
We fellow mushroom vitamins must become what we call
"Wap Wappers"
By showing randomness and joy in our posts!
The odd game review (Y)
Chinese Spoofs (Y)
Anime Stuff (Hmph Fine Sometimmeess)
Monster Hunter (Guys...No...Just Stop...)
Crap (NOT ALLOWED)
Shitty Posts (NOT ALLOWED)
Blog Space Wasters (NOT ALLOWED)

Why Don't We Just Reunite As One And Create The Posts That Will Rule The World
Rather Than Piss It Off :D
Cuz We Don't Wanna Piss The World Off Now Do We?

So Remember Young Tadpoles...
The Secret Recipe To Make Wap Wap Better Is:
2 Cups of Random
3 Tablespoons Of Love
7 grams Of Awesomeness
And
2 Teaspoons Of Tomato Sauce
Ohhh And Don't Forget The Chicken Twistees.

So Remember Shake Your Money Maker And Sign
The Peace Treaty In Styllleeee...


OH AND FUCK YEAH TOY STORY 3 IS GONNA BE

THE SHIT!!! :D

:P

Ronaldo And Tevez...Why They Left (The Truth Untold)

They Tried To Keep It A Secret But Master Photographer Salami Smith Caught Footballing Superstars Crristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez Makin Out After A Match Against Newcastle.

Sir Alex Ferguson Later Commented, "I Think Theyr Both Fucking Gay! If They Fuckin' Make Out One More Fuckin' Time Im Goonna Kick Their Sorry Asses Out Of This Team!"

Sadly, Sir Alex Caught Them In The Act Once Again...

A Week Later After Ronaldo Said "I Love Manchester United, I Belong Here'' He Started Discussing His ambitions To Move To, Spanish Team, real Madrid. Tevez Started Protesting About Not Being Played Enough...

Why Would Ronaldo Change His Mind So Quickly?

They Were Caught Smooching In The Locker And Got What They Deserved.

This Was An Unknown Story And Supporters Worldwide Were Clueless To Why Ronaldo Had Contradicted What He Had Said Weeks Ago.

This Is The True Story.
REUTERS

Oh One More Thing...

Darragh I Never Knew You Were Transexual...


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Haha You Think Its Funny xD

Ah Hello My Fellow Comrades.

I Must Say I Have Not Posted In Quite A While Now.
But I Waited For Something To Come Up That Was Worth Posting..
Anyhoo As We All Know Our Friend Darragh Murphy Posted Quite An Amusing Comparison Between Buses Of Two Countries..

One Of Pakistan
One Of Japan.

Now When I Saw This...
I Went Into Deep Confusion Because,
I'd Never Seen Anything Like It During All The Times I Visited The Country.

I Investigated Further...

I looked Closely At The Bottom Of The Bus.
This Was The Location Of The School.

Now I Will Post A Picture And You Shall All See Infront Of You A Surprise.



Look At Where The Arrow Is Pointing...

The Part Which Is Underlined...

What Are Those Two Words??

Simple.. NEW DELHI

Where is New Delhi?

IN FUCKING INDIA!!!

HAHA YOU FAIL BITCH :D

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Well On This Fantabulous Visit To England,
I Encountered A Man,
He Was A Pimp
He Was A Player
So I Took A Pic Of Him,
Hes Cool...

Wait Ill Try And Find A Pic..

Ah Here It Is

Well Guys

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

CARLOS MURPHY!!!















YEAHHHHH!

I EM PAKI POR LIPE MEHN!!

OMFG WOOOOO!!!! SKASKASDNAUUADYUDQDBHYUDDFUIDFWJOKPODW!!!! OK OK WOAHHHHHH!!!!

ok

ok

ur all probs wonderin y i waznt at skl 2day...

it

]i's cuz i waz up last night watchin t;he ultimate final!

pakistan vs the sri lankans (.bastards)

And guess who won ah?

ah?

Ah??

FUCK YEAH WE FUCKIN RAPED THOSE LANKAN ASSHOLES! PWNED TO THE EXTREME!

tis a happy moment for all as tears were shed in true happiness!

we beat the fuckin netherlands

we BEAT NEW ZEALAND!

AND FUCKIN SPAT ON BLOODY SOUTH AFRICA IN THE SEMI'S

NOW

TO

ACTUALLY

WIN

WAHHHHH

Tis truly awesome!

Oh an tht dude at the top der.. WAH BEYOTCH! HE KILLED THOSE BLACK BASTORDS

HELLZ YEAH! WOOOOOOOOOO!

hes a legend bro look at the catch!!! look at the catch!!!

FUCK YEAHHHH :'D - :'D

EPIC FAIL X 1000000000

GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH xD

Siamese Hedgehogs.

what happened here?^^^^

Okay, I mean Okay. No seriously. Fuck OFF! No! eat a chip not a french fry. Buy canned tuna, not tinned tuna! hehe I touched the table =D

ATTACK OF PORRIDGE
TAKE COVER
OR EAT MY SHOE
damn i lost my remote...

Why is bread sliced and not stirred?
Why are diamonds not fragile?

CERAMIC CARNAGE CONSTRUCTIONS!!!
Hehe Alitteration :D ^^
DAMN RIGHT MUTHERFUCKER!

Queen of Jimbo
Will you lick the dog?
FUCK YEAH I WILL
ON ITS NOSE
THE FIRST EVER MISSION
Okay queen i will now write down your number
FUCK YEAH
YOU BETTER CALL ME

haha---------skip to the beat--------->>>
oh i can't find it :S
HAHA SO LAME :D

Stripes not Spots
haha

WATCH THIS!
__ __
(O) (O)

(((((()))))))
_______

A GUY WITH A MUSTACHE!!
LMFAO AHSHJDJKGSAH!!

LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL

SHAVE MY HORSE BEYOTCH!

Okay, I'm serious now i'm gonna tell you all a story. A story where you know dreams alays will come true.

Once apon a time a guy called Harold was riding his bike. He stumbled apon a little pile of leaves. He was astonished and jumped into this pile, with his heart fulilled with joy and hapiness. He came out with tears in his eyes and slapped the donkey on his porch. He ran away and kissed his birds goodbye and went on a mission, a mission of hope. A mission to find justice and freedom. After five days disaster struck. Sadly, Harold...:'(

TO BE CONTINUED

Baboon in blanket smells YOU.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SHIT THE RAINBOW DIED!!
I DIDN'T SEE THE BUTTERFLY BECAUSE IT FLIED!!
DO YOU ALL WANNA GOFOR A RIDE!!
OR TAKE A JOURNEY DOWN THE SLIDE!!
HAHAHAHAHA earthquake.
mama will you eat me?

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
Ok look dude i have to do this thing, but we gotta talk more. And we have to MEET AGAIN TO UNIFY THIS PLANET WITH OUR POWERS OF BANANAGATE!
When i visit in the summer we gotta meet

Adam - 15 - says:
DUH MAN
AN WE GOTTA DO SOMETHIN THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
hahahahaha

Adam - 15 - says:
im serious bitch
like blow up india

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Adam - 15 - says:
DAMN RIGHT

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
You scottish paki bastard!!!!!!
XDXDXD

Adam - 15 - says:
ino, ino :D

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
Glasgowwwwwww

Adam - 15 - says:
ABERDEEN!

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
XD

Adam - 15 - says:
lmfao

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
OMG
U ROCK]

Adam - 15 - says:
SHIT NO
U ROCK
PAPER
SCISSORS

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
GOD
w8 brb
gotta **** ** ****

Adam - 15 - says:
ofcourse

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
shit now thats what i call good quality ****

lol sorry
i needed that

Adam - 15 - says:
hahaha

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
ANYWAY MATE, WE SHALL CONTINUE TO KICK ARSE!!!
and i g2g
SORREEE

Adam - 15 - says:
ESPECIALLY THOSE INDIAN BASTARDS
damn

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
hahaha

Adam - 15 - says:
ok im postin this on wapwap

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
yeah bitch
write a long post about how cool you are

Adam - 15 - says:
nononono

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
and how much WE ROCK

Adam - 15 - says:
THATS THE SPIRIT

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
WE ARE BROTHERS!!!

Adam - 15 - says:
BROTHERS IN ARMS!

ЃΔΘΰL ♂ EMINEM MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 'WE MADE YOU' [Oh yeah, he still kicks ass] says:
hahaha
Adam - 15 - says:
DAMN RIGHT!

''Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?''

Leon? HAHAHHA. Chris? LMFAOO...Pacman? FUCK YEAH!

Now all you faggots are like arguing on who's hottest an shit. That gay-ass Leon with that pathetic blonde emo hair and so called 'HOT BODY'. No, Shut Up, No, Exactly. Chris the guy with the bulging biceps and triceps. That my friends, THAT is not hot. That's called overbuff! Yeah overbuff! So if your looking for a drop-dead sexy, gorgeous guy, go to the ultimate, the legendary PACMAN! Pacman you say? YES PACMAN! Why is that so? WELL MAYBE IT'S CUZ HE'S YELLOW! MEANING HE'S ASIAN and asians are the hottest! His curvacious pizza shaped body is beyond what you will ever see EVER! He's a real animal! He'll eat you alive! RAWWWR! He's always up for some fun and out-HOTS both of those pathetic three dimensional characters!

SO FUCK YEAH! 
Pacman
He won't slack man
Sexier than a tin can
Hotter than a frying pan
With a wicked sun tan

You gotta be his fan
Cuz he's PACMAN.
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"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." 
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

Jell-O Supreme

Okay look, for the past few days I have been wondering... Why do pens require ink? Or why do refrigerators refrigerate and not fry? There were many more questions but I could not seem to find the answers. Now don’t try to act smart and all and try to answer these questions because, because yeah!

FACTS I BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW!

- Soup is a nutritious snack that is dish-washed in countries such as Ecuador and Zimbabwe.  

- Jam is used to smother pumpkins on Christmas Eve.

- Paraguayans juggle donkey saddles with their eyelids.  

- Pens are used as fertiliser in the Columbian desert.

- Darragh had sex with Eve last night.

- Stationary holders are capable of counting muffin trays.

Thank you for your time Fred!

Adam Azsoudris...