Just to warn you beforehand, the Title of this post has nothing to do with what i am about to write so please forgive my lack of discipline as i self-indulge in the pleasant cooling aroma of freshly-baked cocaine bars specially marinaded with salsa sugar.
Once upon a time, there were two boys. One of the boys was called Raoul - he was a bright, intelligent lad with incredible super-powers. The other boy's name was Kelvin Wong and he was also pretty smart with some neat powers.
One day, Kelvin created a blog and called it wep-wep. This was one of his first mistakes. After a while, he grew tired of his beloved webpage and unofficially handed the deeds over to the other boy, Raoul, who turned it into the coolest site on the world-wide-web. Kelvin, jealous of his friend, decided to use his powers for evil and started battling with Raoul.
The war went on until a third boy came into the scene. His name was Adam, and he had had enough. "HEY!', he said, "who's been waking me up constantly every day for the last three years?!" He had had enough. "ok! You two have a showdown to see whos actually best!"
The time and place were set, and it was decided that a poll would be made defining who was the best post-writer of the two.
Kelvin, who knew he was going to lose, cheated and voted on multiple computers. Sneaky devious bastard. [Croud agrees]
Raoul, who was obviously furious, declared war on him and defeated him in one day. [Croud cheers]
He lived happily ever after.
Kel didn't.
He was dead.
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