The Real Story.

Unlike raoul, i'll put a more awesome and meaningful picture.
Ok, back on topic, i will now tell you the TRUE story.

Once upon an 'time'. There were two awesome guys, one was Kelvin, he was so awesome that when he said awesome, people would be like, 'WHOAA! AWESOME!'. He had super teleporting powers, he could beat jumper in a race around the world.

Then, there was Raoul, raoul was in some way (in his own world) 'awesome'. His powers were to turn cows into beef and pigs into pork (i know wtf rite?).

So one day, Kelvin create an AWESOME blog with the help of his awesome but sort of semi-noobie-pro which was val. The blog was like a wtf at first, we blogged alot but yeah, noone really cared. After awhile, Kelvin made this really long and awesome blog, Val was like, 'zomgz, ur blog is so long! mine must be more awesome!'. So guess what she did, she wrote a blog that consisted of 4,182,993,223 words long, in other words, it was very very long. So yeah, that waas like, yeah.

After the very long blog, things kept quiet, nothing much happened, I thought the site had like, KABLAM. But suddenly, a mysterious 'man' came out of the darkness and signed a partnership with wap-wap, meaning he could post also. He made these random blogs which were meaningless but did crack people up. After awhile we heard that his duties in vietnam were required again so he was going to go to war in about 3 months. Kelvin, the awesome guy was like, 'Raoul, I give you wap-wap in memorial of, you.' And passed his authorities to Raoul.

Raoul was like, ZOMGZ, I GOT LIKE D AW3S0MMEEE 1337 S13TZ!! 1M C00L!!. So Kel was like, 'uhh. yeah?'. Afterwards Raoul went all up in da shizzo and was like, YO MAN! IM LIKE SO PRO I BOUGHT THIS DAM SITE BACK TO LIFE BIATCHES!. So i was like, dude, like, man, dude!. So then we had an idea, we challenged each others to see who was more awesome. Raoul challenged me to a naruto arena battle, which he had no idea how to use, so i had the advantage.

The fight started off Raoul running around, i threw a kunai and he was fatally injured, that was practically the end of the battle. o_o. Raoul didn't think it was fair and he said that his arm was hurting from throwing his cat at the wall..

So raoul got pissed, again, and decided he would settle it with a poll. Whoever got the most votes would like, be the no.1. I didnt know at first so I voted for Val, or did i? ;). Afterwards Raoul accused me of using multiple computers to get more votes! I mean dude! I DIDNT!. So Raoul got pissed for the 5th time and created a blog of lies and stuff, which is like, dude, no.

So the awesome Kelvin used Raoul's one weakness, Kelvin took out the brand new game that hasn't been out on the stocks yet, Crysis II: Attack of the Aliens in a North Korean Communist Island again. Raoul went like OMG! ITS CRYSISZ1!! 1337! Kelvin, with his awesome and quick thinking threw the game into the Dark Brotherhood, where raoul chased after and was assasinated by Lucien Lachance and other members of the Dark Brotherhood for being accused of theft and murder.

Kelvin won the war, ^_^.

And everyone lived happily ever after, except Adam who kept waking up constantly everyday for the last three years.

And raoul, who was assassinated.

And Azrina, who has a ****ing son of a ***** who deserves to ****ing die after she swore at me even though shes a *@#*%$@#$)%(#$%^) ($%^)(@$%)^(@#$(%^)($!@3123875fsdkf.
-jokes, =D

Thank you for reading, I look forward to killi- i mean uhh. Giving you all free candy one day.