WELL! since nobody has actually posted anything about chris, LET ME PROVE ALL YOU GAY ASS LEON FANS WRONG! :D
RIGHT!
1) Leon, if i heard right, main tribute is LUCK! stated by ada wong! he is actually useless! he could have dies SO many times in RE4! if bloody ada wong didnt come along a save his ass all the time!
2) chris had to fight off zombies that were harder to beat! the zombies in RE5 had bloody miniguns and GUNs and changed into hard ass beats that annoy the crap out of you, YET CHRIS BEATS THEM!
3) chris has a better love life, he has 2! partners, (threesome much? :D) and what, leon had a 13 year old (who seemed to have bloody matured early!) and ada, and leon never got to really meet her anyway. some relationship! and also that girl on the telecom....but she got annoyed at him at the end when he said "you look cute without glasses", some chat up line leon.
4) while leon got to go to a country with nice cold weather, chris had to withstand the heat and sweat of africa! he had sweat and heat in his eyes while he was trying to aim YET he gets like perfect headshots all the time! COME ON
5) chris may have a partner but what you think he needs her? she sucks anyways, all she does is get in his way and lose her ammo and health which he has to GENEROUSLY replace.
6) chris has to fight the invincible, infamous WESKER! he fecking unstoppable man yet he thrashes him! chris does the impossible and pushes a boulder 10000x his weight! strong much!
7) chris is part of the 11, the best mercenaries in the world for biohazards, what leon? a cop turned into some sort of agent? PFFT
7) chris is part of the 11, the best mercenaries in the world for biohazards, what leon? a cop turned into some sort of agent? PFFT
8) chris is hotter guys, hafizah thought so and never played any of the games before, its just a general FACT :D
9) lastly, he has more votes at the moment.........BEAT THAT YO :D
CHRIS! there are so many more things i could say about you but it seems that leon is gettin pretty thrashed at the moment so i will stop now :D
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