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Thursday, April 16, 2009

pokemon

first, welcome bak roz, we never wanted u to leave in the first place :D. and whoever says shit about you, this and that, i will IP ban them, yes i can, its blogger, they have privacy settings BITCH.

secondly, chris in resident evil 5 is fcking buff! DUDE, LOOK HES SO DAMN HOT, dont u jz wanna tap that? and btw, WHAT ABOUT RESIDENT EVIL 1 AND 2? he fcking solo-ed the entire game! HE KILLED A UN-KILLABLE CROCODILE! but it is true, chris is sort of lacking the smartness, but yet he survived many series, he does solve some things, even tho he got his ass kicked by wesker. and, well, i sorry i had to say this, but, LOOK AT YOUR GODDAMN NAME! REDFIELD? WHAT KIND OF STUPID NAME IS THAT! CHRIS RED-FIELD, I DONT SEE NO FIELD? I DONT SEE RED! STUPID GODDAMN NOOB! and also, YOUR QUOTES SUCK EVEN MORE THAN LEON! I MEAN, WTF?! "You bastard! You killed them all with your bare hands"? WHAT THE HELL?! AND ALSO, IF YOU GET STABBED BY A T-VIRUS INJECTION, THAT IS GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE, YOU DONT SAY 'ouch'!

thirdly, you have to admit, leon does kick ass, solo-ing the entire resident evil 4 with much more intelligent zombies who push giant rocks down at him. he even kicked more ass when he took down a friggin big ass monster with 2 rpgs man! and look at that pic, we dont need some brawny dude, six packs, nice body, win. but the bad side, DUDE, A FCKING 13 YEAR OLD? WHAT ARE YOU A PEDOPHILE!? THATS SICK! and also, why are ur moves like stupid kicks? CHRIS GOT SOME STRAIGHTS AND UPPERCUTS YO! and ur on the ps2, WHAT A NOOB.



Overall, there are good sides to the argument, Chris does have some awesome moves, with kickass muscles and badass weapons/fighting styles, and how he takes care of things. While leon also has some pretty awesome brainpower and the ability to last a full game alone, except for the 2 stupid noobs, not to mention leon actually started the resident evil moving and shooting sequences. In conclusion, the winner is.







FREAKING ALBERT WESKER YO! YOU SERIOUSLY CANNOT COMPARE HIS SKILLZ! I MEAN, HE MOVES LIKE MATRIX! IF HE WASNT PLAYING AROUND, CHRIS'S HEART WUD BE GONE AND LEON WUDVE GOT HIS BALLS RIPPED OFF! As stated by EDGE magazine and IGN, he's one of the most badass not to mention KICKASS villains ever, who needs heroes? We gots villains man. 

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